Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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