I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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