This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
you made out with another girl for some wings
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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