He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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