I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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