i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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