Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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