i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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