I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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