How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
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Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
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When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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