All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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