Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Let's get the cat blown out
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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