I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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