butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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