16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
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I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
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Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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