They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
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i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
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Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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