You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
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You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
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you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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