my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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