Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
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He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
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Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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