I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
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Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
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I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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