Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
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In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
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I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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