i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
Randomize