I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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