theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
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My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
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This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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