i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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