margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
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I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
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What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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