fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
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Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
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Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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