Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
