Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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