Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
