So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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