you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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