she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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