Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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