I bet he comes in French.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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