maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
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if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
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They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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