Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
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She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds