Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
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Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
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If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.