our cab driver is having phone sex.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
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This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
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Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!