then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I have tasted many bathrooms