Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
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Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
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I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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