the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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