You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
The adults are the big ones right?
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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