I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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