i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
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my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
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Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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