i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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