I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
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Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
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true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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