do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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