whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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