normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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