He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
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