you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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