I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
My feet surprised me
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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