In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
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this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
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Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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