I have demons in me.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
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