dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
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vagina is talking i cant
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
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she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.