That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
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I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
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Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS