I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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